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First it was Osama's lust for Whitney, now we can ogle the Isis sex symbol

The Mail's singular mission to find the romance in the jihadist struggle offers us a dreamy new hunk. It's just a pity that his blood-crazed antics are not so adorable

Kanye West tells Annie Leibovitz: check out my wedding snap

There is always a special thrill reserved for the moment MailOnline gets behind a new celebrity. Whether the website actively perceives itself to be the modern equivalent of Louis B Mayer is unclear, but its ability to spot a new starlet and ruthlessly mould them into a sex symbol who defines the age is second to none.

Last weekend was a case in point. If you're wondering why you have spent this week suddenly hearing more about some stuff going on in Iraq, then allow Lost in Showbiz to enlighten you: these conflicts are essentially star vehicles, and the as-yet-untitled Mesopotamian sequel has just had its romantic lead cast. As the Mail's now deleted tweet of its star profile announced: "Isis chief executioner winning hearts with his rugged looks."

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